How you like them apples?

I have developed a new theory regarding spacetime, based upon Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity, which was inspired by the following online conversation.

[16:51:21](932) Obscu: brb in half an hou
[16:51:23](932) Obscu: hour
[16:51:26](937) FireWater: lol
[16:51:29](981) Darryl: l8r
[16:51:38](932) Obscu: back
[16:51:42](981) Darryl: that was quick
[16:51:43](995) vash: i must have gone through a time warp

The Theory Goes:

Any body moving through space whilst performing an action exerts a force upon the time which passes whilst said action is being performed which is proportionate to the cbf factor of the body in regards to the action