The Twelve Days of Christmas Retail

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A roster full of dead shifts.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Stingy customers
And a roster full of of dead shifts

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Bloody fucking thieves!
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
No further discounts! (Price as marked. Stop insisting!)
Bloody fucking thieves
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
I can't feel my legs
No further discounts
Bloody fucking thieves
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Mad Christmas rush!
I can't feel my legs
No further discounts
Bloody fucking thieves
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
I'M WORKING ON BOXING DAY
Mad Christmas rush
I can't feel my legs
No further discounts
Bloody fucking thieves
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers

...AND IT'S ALL WORTH IT WHEN I LOOK AT THE MONEY!!!

As you can see, that's what I've been doing (as well as everyone who works in retail) for the past month.

Merry Christmas from Alice on Antifuck! The rest of the contributors can make their own Christmas post. Sharing is for the kind hearted and poser celebrities!