well for those who are reading this and haven't watched a Disney movie in their life time i have one thing to say to you.... you have had a seriously deprived childhood.
Now for the rest of us who have... think back to the times when you watched the perfect relationship form through all doubts regardless and over coming all forms of obstacles.... i have one thing to say to you Disney.... you gave all of us false hope. I swear if i tried to ride a white horse to a girl i liked i think she would call the police.....
Disney has given us false hope in relationships.... where the hell is our happy ending? i guess it is somewhere between the heartbreak, drugs, false pregnancy and lies......
A good example of this is Pocahontas, you do know the real story is about a 14 year old girl leaving her culture behind to live with a 32 year old European guy.... Disney has lied to us, i want my childhood back and where the hell is neverland!
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...and might i so boldfully add that Snow White, surely she slept with at least one or two of those seven dwarves...
Disney stories are lie after lie, and i believe neverland is to a lie...the figment of Walt Disney's imagination after smoking too much budd while on the job with Snow White!
i would say Disney presented humanity an outlet for ultimate perfection, untouched by twisted and repressive ideology...
aside from that, they make great sing-alongs...
They didn't tell the story of Mulan properly and Hercules was all wrong.
However, at the same time they did base a lot of their movies on Grimm Fairy Tales...
...in which they made it all G-rated. :) No incest for Snow White, or cutting of toes and heels for Cinderella's sisters.
Disney didn't ruin my childhood, it gave me heaps of fun music to randomly sing loudly on the streets and on the train. And heaps of kitsch shit to giggle over. ;)
Hakuna Matata, mate!
"...A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you..."
One of the best disney songs ever made!
"...Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand things to see
Hold your breath - it gets better
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be..."
I agree Iasonas. Disney music, in general, are the best!
Yess! Antifuck officially now has singing!
Horah for singing!
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