Introducing...ME

hello...welcome to this stark and simple page

why are you here? because you unlike so many people have decided to read something which doesn't involve any klingon, shiznit or ranting about how you're best friend stole your boyfriend from you and you're using a blog to hide behind an LCD panel swearing on the very little power you possess to make her life a living hell...

if you are one of these people, please zip your fly back up and turn the lights on...watching porn in the dark will give you macula degeneration...

my name is Mina...

please don't step on the flowers..