Ever watch an anime and see a character get slashed/shot/exploded/magic'd/burned/dismembered/outright killed, and then two days (in-anime) later, they're all better and fighting like made with nary a bruise or limp, but they're always wearing bandages?
Anyway, I've got some bad eczema on my forearms for no apparent reason. Nothing helps, all the hormonal creams i get prescribed do nothing to my eczema and bad things to my waistline. Today, in a fit of contrary humour, I bandaged them up.
8 hours later, I take the bandages off because I'm bored of them. The eczema has been reduced by approximately 30%.
Ummm... What?
So there you go, next time someone puts a bullet/sword/lightning through your scrotum, bandage it up and off you go, you'll be fine tomorrow.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
The Twelve Days of Christmas Retail
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A roster full of dead shifts.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Stingy customers
And a roster full of of dead shifts
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Bloody fucking thieves!
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
No further discounts! (Price as marked. Stop insisting!)
Bloody fucking thieves
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
I can't feel my legs
No further discounts
Bloody fucking thieves
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Mad Christmas rush!
I can't feel my legs
No further discounts
Bloody fucking thieves
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
I'M WORKING ON BOXING DAY
Mad Christmas rush
I can't feel my legs
No further discounts
Bloody fucking thieves
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
...AND IT'S ALL WORTH IT WHEN I LOOK AT THE MONEY!!!
As you can see, that's what I've been doing (as well as everyone who works in retail) for the past month.
Merry Christmas from Alice on Antifuck! The rest of the contributors can make their own Christmas post. Sharing is for the kind hearted and poser celebrities!
A roster full of dead shifts.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Stingy customers
And a roster full of of dead shifts
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Bloody fucking thieves!
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
No further discounts! (Price as marked. Stop insisting!)
Bloody fucking thieves
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
I can't feel my legs
No further discounts
Bloody fucking thieves
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Mad Christmas rush!
I can't feel my legs
No further discounts
Bloody fucking thieves
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
And a roster full of dead shifts
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
I'M WORKING ON BOXING DAY
Mad Christmas rush
I can't feel my legs
No further discounts
Bloody fucking thieves
A bunch of returns
A list of mark downs
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Overrated budgets
Too much new stock
Stingy customers
...AND IT'S ALL WORTH IT WHEN I LOOK AT THE MONEY!!!
As you can see, that's what I've been doing (as well as everyone who works in retail) for the past month.
Merry Christmas from Alice on Antifuck! The rest of the contributors can make their own Christmas post. Sharing is for the kind hearted and poser celebrities!
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